drarna: REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we...
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
We have to allow ourselves to be loved by the people who really love us, the...– C. JoyBell C. (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Most of the pain you’re dealing with are really just thoughts.. ever think of...– Buddhist Bootcamp (via vanillaaandcocoa)
the-sonic-url: dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
rhydonmyhardon: i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards